EMPATHY FOR A SNOWBIRD!

I was in Scottsdale, AZ the other day. I saw  a  bumper sticker on a parked car that read:

"I miss   Chicago."


So I broke the window, stole the  radio,  shot out two of the tires, added an Obama bumper sticker

and  left a note that read:

"Hope this  helps."

I would have tossed a snow shovel in the car, as the icing on the cake.