Baby it's Cold outside

I moved to a Southern State with all them thar Hillbillys to get away from my past life living and working out in the cold. 

So what's up with this -8 I saw this morning. Where was that global warming when I needed it.

The news said bring in your pets to the warmth of your house.

So I brought in the cat and dogs in out of the cold, but the horse just couldn't fit through the door.