The Esteemed Chump Award
With a Victory in hand. I now have in my possession the Esteemed Chump Award.
The Chump Award is now in my home and in my teary eyed view for hours on end. Now the time has come to place the Chump Award on a pedestal for all to view via a WebCam.
When this Esteemed Chump Award is out of my sight. Mr. Big Bubba Brown Bear has it sitting in his lap, Chained to his Massive Arm.
Yes I know the masses are clamoring for a for a match. Thus I say bring them on!