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<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><em><strong>My Report Card in Facebook</strong></em></span></p>
<p>Not so good in this fake little world all you FB people live in,&nbsp; But in the Real World I get all A's on My Report Card from my all my Real Friends.&nbsp; Well that's what they tell me to my face.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a class="offsite-link-inline" title="http://tackyted.com/solar/" href="http://tackyted.com/solar/" target="_blank">Stop By my new solar page</a></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://tackyted.com/journal/2011/3/14/spring-and-its-about-time.html"><rss:title>Spring and it's about time</rss:title><rss:link>http://tackyted.com/journal/2011/3/14/spring-and-its-about-time.html</rss:link><dc:creator>TackyTeddy</dc:creator><dc:date>2011-03-14T17:25:35Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Flowers</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&nbsp;So I took a break from Sarcasm Today. These snapshot say it all.&nbsp;</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">&nbsp;Here's a copy from the web page over at&nbsp; <a class="offsite-link-inline" title="http://www.fueleconomy.gov/Feg/co2.shtml" href="http://www.fueleconomy.gov/Feg/co2.shtml" target="_blank">http://www.fueleconomy.gov/Feg/co2.shtml</a>&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Now I understand how the New Math that was taugh in School a few years back</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Can Produce this BS</p>
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<p><img src="http://www.fueleconomy.gov/feg/images/20lbsCO2.gif" alt="How can 6 pounds of gasoline create 19 pounds of Carbon dioxide?" width="395" height="45" /></p>
<p>It seems impossible that a gallon of gasoline,          which weighs about 6.3 pounds, could produce 20 pounds of          carbon dioxide (CO<span style="font-size: xx-small;">2</span>) when burned.          However, most of the weight of the CO<span style="font-size: xx-small;">2</span> doesn't come from the gasoline itself, but the oxygen in          the air.</p>
<p>When gasoline burns, the carbon and hydrogen          separate. The hydrogen combines with oxygen to form water          (H<span style="font-size: xx-small;">2</span>O), and carbon combines with oxygen          to form carbon dioxide (CO<span style="font-size: xx-small;">2</span>).</p>
<p><img src="http://www.fueleconomy.gov/feg/images/co2.gif" alt="CO2 molecule with one carbon atom (atomic weight 12) and two oxygen atoms (atomic weight of 16 each)" hspace="20" vspace="5" width="148" height="136" align="right" />A          carbon atom has a weight of 12, and each oxygen atom has          a weight of 16, giving each single molecule of CO<span style="font-size: xx-small;">2</span> an atomic weight of 44 (12 from carbon and 32 from oxygen).</p>
<p>Therefore, to calculate the amount of CO<span style="font-size: xx-small;">2</span> produced from a gallon of gasoline, the weight of the carbon          in the gasoline is multiplied by 44/12 or 3.7.</p>
<p>Since gasoline is about 87% carbon and 13%          hydrogen by weight, the carbon in a gallon of gasoline weighs          5.5 pounds (6.3 lbs. x .87).</p>
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<p>We can then multiply the weight of the carbon          (5.5 pounds) by 3.7, which equals 20 pounds of CO<span style="font-size: xx-small;">2</span>!</p>
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<p><a class="offsite-link-inline" title="http://www.fueleconomy.gov/Feg/co2.shtml" href="http://www.fueleconomy.gov/Feg/co2.shtml" target="_blank">Data Source</a></p>
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<p>Physical and chemical properties of gasoline:              Department of Energy (DOE), Alternative Fuels Data Center              (AFDC), <a href="http://www.eere.energy.gov/afdc/pdfs/fueltable.pdf">Properties          of Fuels</a>.</p>
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<p>﻿</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://tackyted.com/journal/2010/5/28/ive-been-found-out.html"><rss:title>I've been found out</rss:title><rss:link>http://tackyted.com/journal/2010/5/28/ive-been-found-out.html</rss:link><dc:creator>TackyTeddy</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-05-28T12:06:18Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Researchers have developed a computer program that can detect sarcasm in  written (typed) words with an accuracy of about 80%.﻿</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://tackyted.com/journal/2010/3/28/just-doesnt-get-more-accurate-than-this.html"><rss:title>Just doesn't get more accurate than this!</rss:title><rss:link>http://tackyted.com/journal/2010/3/28/just-doesnt-get-more-accurate-than-this.html</rss:link><dc:creator>TackyTeddy</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-28T13:20:22Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Condom Eagle Facts from the Internets government screwed</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://tackyted.com/storage/CONDOM.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1269782629789" alt="" /></span></span><br />The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.<br /><br />﻿</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://tackyted.com/journal/2010/3/26/energy-star-bs.html"><rss:title>ENERGY STAR BS</rss:title><rss:link>http://tackyted.com/journal/2010/3/26/energy-star-bs.html</rss:link><dc:creator>TackyTeddy</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-26T23:09:05Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Accountability Energy Star Facts from the Internets</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&nbsp;</p>
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<p>&nbsp;Federal monitors granted the <a class="offsite-link-inline" title="http://www.energystar.gov/" href="http://www.energystar.gov/" target="_blank">Energy Star</a> stamp of  approval to a number of bogus appliances, including a <span style="text-decoration: underline;">gas-powered alarm clock</span> and an  electric <span style="text-decoration: underline;">space heater with a feather duster</span> taped to it. The Government  Accountability Office submitted the fake items in an audit to test the integrity of the  well-known efficiency program. <em>The</em> <em>New York Times</em> <a class="offsite-link-inline" title="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/26/science/earth/26star.html?partner=rss&amp;emc=rss&amp;utm_source=TopNewsRSS&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+sightline%2FjHnp+%28Today%27s+Top+News+-+Sightline+Daily%29&amp;utm_content=Google+Reader" href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/26/science/earth/26star.html?partner=rss&amp;emc=rss&amp;utm_source=TopNewsRSS&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+sightline%2FjHnp+%28Today%27s+Top+News+-+Sightline+Daily%29&amp;utm_content=Google+Reader" target="_blank">describes</a> how it worked:﻿</p>
<p>Place your advance orders for the <em><strong>gas-powered alarm clocks</strong></em> and the <em><strong>feather   duster electric space heaters</strong></em>. Hurry, before the recall</p>
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<p>&nbsp;Below is from: Formhttp://www.energystar.gov/index.cfm?c=products.pr_how_earn</p>
<h3>What is ENERGY STAR?</h3>
<p>ENERGY STAR is the <span style="text-decoration: underline;">trusted</span>, government-backed symbol for energy  efficiency helping us all <span style="text-decoration: underline;">save money and protect the environment</span> through  <span style="text-decoration: underline;">energy-efficient products and practices</span>.</p>
<p>The ENERGY STAR label was established to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Reduce greenhouse gas emissions and other pollutants caused by  the inefficient use of energy; and</li>
<li>Make it easy for consumers to identify and purchase  <span style="text-decoration: underline;">energy-efficient products</span> that offer savings on energy bills without  sacrificing performance, features, and comfort.</li>
</ul>
<h3>How Does EPA Choose which Products Earn the Label?</h3>
<p>Products can earn the ENERGY STAR label by meeting the energy  efficiency requirements set forth in ENERGY STAR product specifications.  EPA establishes these specifications based on the following set of key  guiding principles:</p>
<ul>
<li>Product categories must contribute significant energy savings  nationwide.</li>
<li><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Qualified products must deliver the features and performance  demanded by consumers, in addition to increased energy efficiency</span>.</li>
<li>If the qualified product costs more than a conventional,  less-efficient counterpart, purchasers will recover their investment in  increased energy efficiency through utility bill savings, within a  reasonable period of time.</li>
<li>Energy efficiency can be achieved through broadly available,  non-proprietary technologies offered by more than one manufacturer.</li>
<li>Product energy consumption and performance can be measured and  verified with testing.</li>
<li>Labeling would effectively differentiate products and be visible  for purchasers.</li>
</ul>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://tackyted.com/journal/2010/3/16/just-how-random-will-random-be.html"><rss:title>Just How Random Will Random Be</rss:title><rss:link>http://tackyted.com/journal/2010/3/16/just-how-random-will-random-be.html</rss:link><dc:creator>TackyTeddy</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-16T13:18:09Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Drawing Facts from the Internets Lisa Pink Tickled Twitter iPad</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://tackyted.com/storage/Lisa-iPad.png?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1270389738295" alt="" width="146" height="167" /></span></span></p>
<ul>
<li>If you have thousands of followers and you want to randomly  select one, for example, to win a competition prize.</li>
<li>So one follower will be randomly selected for an iPad in April. So I'm testing for my name in advance. Wish me luck on the real drawing out of the Lisa's Twitter Followers. </li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li>If not, maybe one of these names will show up and I'll be know as <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><em>TackyTeddy the Whimsic Psychic</em></span>. Boy,  that will look great on my resume.</li>
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<p class="intro"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>01)</strong></span> - On 16 Mar '10 at 13:15 (UTC+12), from @<a href="http://twitter.com/LisaTickledPink">LisaTickledPink</a>'s 23616  Followers the random number 3707 was generated, who is:</p>
<p><a class="profilepic" href="http://twitter.com/jepoole"> <img src="http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/426481565/IMG_0024_2_normal.JPG" alt="jepoole" width="48" height="48" /> </a></p>
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<p class="bio"><a href="http://twitter.com/jepoole">jepoole</a> /  Jason Poole</p>
<p class="meta"><strong>136 followers</strong> &middot; from Murfreesboro, TN  (35.800301,-8 &middot; Husband, Conservative, LDS, Apple Fan Boy</p>
<p class="intro"><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">02)</span></strong> - On 17 Mar '10 at 17:38 (UTC+12), from @<a href="http://twitter.com/LisaTickledPink">LisaTickledPink</a>'s 24196  Followers the random number 8888 was generated, who is:</p>
<a class="profilepic" href="http://twitter.com/Jmtyra"> <img src="http://s.twimg.com/a/1268699350/images/default_profile_4_normal.png" alt="Jmtyra" width="48" height="48" /> </a>
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<p class="bio"><a href="http://twitter.com/Jmtyra">Jmtyra</a> /  Jmtyra</p>
<p class="meta"><strong>4 followers</strong></p>
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<p class="intro"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>03)</strong></span> - On 18 Mar '10 at 23:22 (UTC+12), from @<a href="http://twitter.com/LisaTickledPink">LisaTickledPink</a>'s 24640  Followers the random number 22607 was generated, who is:</p>
<p><a class="profilepic" href="http://twitter.com/mtnpks"> <img src="http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/19585992/IMG_0291_normal.jpg" alt="mtnpks" width="48" height="48" /> </a></p>
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<p class="bio"><a href="http://twitter.com/mtnpks">mtnpks</a> /  larry goetz</p>
<p class="meta"><strong>0 followers</strong></p>
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<p class="intro"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>04)</strong></span> - On 19 Mar '10 at 23:18 (UTC+12), from @<a href="http://twitter.com/LisaTickledPink">LisaTickledPink</a>'s 24781  Followers the random number 550 was generated, who is:</p>
<p><a class="profilepic" href="http://twitter.com/Verlin"> <img src="http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/246327310/s734412031_470923_9585_normal.jpg" alt="Verlin" width="48" height="48" /> </a></p>
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<p class="bio"><a href="http://twitter.com/Verlin">Verlin</a> /  Verlin</p>
<p class="meta"><strong>44 followers</strong> &middot; from Manitoba, Canada</p>
<p class="intro"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>05)</strong></span> - On 20 Mar '10 at 15:00 (UTC+12), from @<a href="http://twitter.com/LisaTickledPink">LisaTickledPink</a>'s 25119  Followers the random number 5876 was generated, who is:</p>
<a class="profilepic" href="http://twitter.com/Geo365"> <img src="http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/119167026/geo_in_car_normal.jpg" alt="Geo365" width="48" height="48" /> </a>
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<p class="bio"><a href="http://twitter.com/Geo365">Geo365</a> /  George Morris</p>
<p class="meta"><strong>35 followers</strong></p>
<p class="intro"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>06)</strong></span> - On 21 Mar '10 at 23:00 (UTC+12), from @<a href="http://twitter.com/LisaTickledPink">LisaTickledPink</a>'s 25450  Followers the random number 21901 was generated, who is:</p>
<a class="profilepic" href="http://twitter.com/blainelundberg"> <img src="http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/353988854/twtter_normal.jpg" alt="blainelundberg" width="48" height="48" /> </a>
<div id="profile">
<p class="bio"><a href="http://twitter.com/blainelundberg">blainelundberg</a> / Blaine Lundberg</p>
<p class="meta"><strong>17 followers</strong> &middot; from San Francisco</p>
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<p class="intro"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>07)</strong></span> - On 22 Mar '10 at 15:13 (UTC+12), from @<a href="http://twitter.com/LisaTickledPink">LisaTickledPink</a>'s 25750  Followers the random number 10269 was generated, who is:</p>
<p><a class="profilepic" href="http://twitter.com/hyper"> <img src="http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/61275740/Jordan_normal.jpg" alt="hyper" width="48" height="48" /> </a></p>
<div id="profile">
<p class="bio"><a href="http://twitter.com/hyper">hyper</a> /  Jordan Felle</p>
<p class="meta"><strong>51 followers</strong> &middot; from Swedesboro, NJ</p>
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<p class="intro"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>08)</strong></span> - On 25 Mar '10 at 00:07 (UTC+12), from @<a href="http://twitter.com/LisaTickledPink">LisaTickledPink</a>'s 26779  Followers the random number 24161 was generated, who is:</p>
<p><a class="profilepic" href="http://twitter.com/espacoimigrante"> <img src="http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/262584694/BrazilianEye_normal.jpg" alt="espacoimigrante" width="48" height="48" /> </a></p>
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<p class="bio"><a href="http://twitter.com/espacoimigrante">espacoimigrante</a> / Fernando Oda</p>
<p class="meta"><strong>5 followers</strong> &middot; from South River, NJ - USA</p>
<p class="intro"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>09)</strong></span> - On 24 Mar '10 at 22:44 (UTC+12), from @<a href="http://twitter.com/LisaTickledPink">LisaTickledPink</a>'s 27459  Followers the random number 8309 was generated, who is:</p>
<a class="profilepic" href="http://twitter.com/rjkehn"> <img src="http://s.twimg.com/a/1269387398/images/default_profile_3_normal.png" alt="rjkehn" width="48" height="48" /> </a>
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<p class="bio"><a href="http://twitter.com/rjkehn">rjkehn</a> / Ron  Kehn</p>
<p class="meta"><strong>2 followers</strong></p>
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<p class="intro"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>10)</strong></span> -&nbsp; On 25 Mar '10 at 16:19 (UTC+12), from @<a href="http://twitter.com/LisaTickledPink">LisaTickledPink</a>'s 27781  Followers the random number 24181 was generated, who is:</p>
<a class="profilepic" href="http://twitter.com/dannychew"> <img src="http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/77585621/Danny_Portrait_2_normal.jpg" alt="dannychew" width="48" height="48" /> </a>
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<p class="bio"><a href="http://twitter.com/dannychew">dannychew</a> / Danny Chew</p>
<p class="meta"><strong>119 followers</strong> &middot; from Penang, Malaysia &middot;  Wedding and Lifestyle Photographer from Malaysia</p>
<p class="intro"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>11)</strong></span> - On 26 Mar '10 at 13:10 (UTC+12), from @<a href="http://twitter.com/LisaTickledPink">LisaTickledPink</a>'s 28153  Followers the random number 19854 was generated, who is:</p>
<a class="profilepic" href="http://twitter.com/andrewish"> <img src="http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/103058577/aai_normal.jpg" alt="andrewish" width="48" height="48" /> </a>
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<p class="bio"><a href="http://twitter.com/andrewish">andrewish</a> / Andrew Isherwood</p>
<p class="meta"><strong>111 followers</strong> &middot; from Nr Machynlleth, Wales,  UK &middot; Web, PHP and database developer who also loves photography</p>
<p class="intro"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>12)</strong></span> - On 27 Mar '10 at 22:28 (UTC+12), from @<a href="http://twitter.com/LisaTickledPink">LisaTickledPink</a>'s 28619  Followers the random number 2970 was generated, who is:</p>
<a class="profilepic" href="http://twitter.com/khakikat"> <img src="http://s.twimg.com/a/1269553143/images/default_profile_6_normal.png" alt="khakikat" width="48" height="48" /> </a>
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<p class="bio"><a href="http://twitter.com/khakikat">khakikat</a> /  B A Guth</p>
<p class="meta"><strong>2 followers</strong></p>
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<p class="intro"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>13)</strong></span> - On 28 Mar '10 at 14:40 (UTC+12), from @<a href="http://twitter.com/LisaTickledPink">LisaTickledPink</a>'s 28738  Followers the random number 7258 was generated, who is:</p>
<a class="profilepic" href="http://twitter.com/randyfarnes"> <img src="http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/780363648/2009-09-20_10.44.57_normal.jpg" alt="randyfarnes" width="48" height="48" /> </a>
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<p class="bio"><a href="http://twitter.com/randyfarnes">randyfarnes</a> / Randy Farnes</p>
<p class="meta"><strong>3 followers</strong> &middot; from Marin County, CA USA</p>
<a class="profilepic" href="http://twitter.com/Simon_Hibbs"></a>
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<p class="intro"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>14)</strong></span> - On 29 Mar '10 at 14:14 (UTC+12), from @<a href="http://twitter.com/LisaTickledPink">LisaTickledPink</a>'s 29001  Followers the random number 7141 was generated, who is:</p>
<a class="profilepic" href="http://twitter.com/Simon_Hibbs"> <img src="http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/235812510/Picture_1_normal.jpg" alt="Simon_Hibbs" width="48" height="48" /> </a>
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<p class="bio"><a href="http://twitter.com/Simon_Hibbs">Simon_Hibbs</a> / Simon Dominic Hibbs</p>
<p class="meta"><strong>10 followers</strong> &middot; from London &middot; Senior Support  Analyst at Patsystems. Husband, Father, Gamer.</p>
<p class="intro"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>15)</strong></span> - On 31 Mar '10 at 00:38 (UTC+12), from @<a href="http://twitter.com/LisaTickledPink">LisaTickledPink</a>'s 29194  Followers the random number 14111 was generated, who is:</p>
<a class="profilepic" href="http://twitter.com/smclarue"> <img src="http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/123885000/slr_normal.jpg" alt="smclarue" width="48" height="48" /> </a>
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<p class="bio"><a href="http://twitter.com/smclarue">smclarue</a> /  Susanna La Rue</p>
<p class="meta"><strong>8 followers</strong> &middot; from Wellington, New Zealand</p>
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<p class="intro"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>16)</strong></span> - On 1 Apr '10 at 13:28 (UTC+12), from @<a href="http://twitter.com/LisaTickledPink">LisaTickledPink</a>'s 29566  Followers the random number 7192 was generated, who is:</p>
<a class="profilepic" href="http://twitter.com/fyljohnson"> <img src="http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/710702981/100-0003_IMG_normal.jpg" alt="fyljohnson" width="48" height="48" /> </a>
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<p class="bio"><a href="http://twitter.com/fyljohnson">fyljohnson</a> / Fyl Johnson</p>
<p class="meta"><strong>5 followers</strong> &middot; from Seattle, WA &middot; Developer  at Metia</p>
<p class="intro"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>17)</strong></span> - On 2 Apr '10 at 23:22 (UTC+12), from @<a href="http://twitter.com/LisaTickledPink">LisaTickledPink</a>'s 29789  Followers the random number 3574 was generated, who is:</p>
<a class="profilepic" href="http://twitter.com/NotSergio"> <img src="http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/791524721/Kid_Smoking_normal.jpg" alt="NotSergio" width="48" height="48" /> </a>
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<p class="bio"><a href="http://twitter.com/NotSergio">NotSergio</a> / Sergio Hernandez</p>
<p class="meta"><strong>16 followers</strong> &middot; from LA</p>
<p class="intro"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>18)</strong></span> - On 3 Apr '10 at 23:39 (UTC+12), from @<a href="http://twitter.com/LisaTickledPink">LisaTickledPink</a>'s 29933  Followers the random number 10193 was generated, who is:</p>
<a class="profilepic" href="http://twitter.com/jleiv"> <img src="http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/776876506/photo_normal.jpg" alt="jleiv" width="48" height="48" /> </a>
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<p class="bio"><a href="http://twitter.com/jleiv">jleiv</a> / Jose</p>
<p class="meta"><strong>5 followers</strong></p>
<p class="intro"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>19)</strong></span> - On 4 Apr '10 at 23:47 (UTC+12), from @<a href="http://twitter.com/LisaTickledPink">LisaTickledPink</a>'s 30329  Followers the random number 14175 was generated, who is:</p>
<a class="profilepic" href="http://twitter.com/day_dreamer89"> <img src="http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/109607395/n691355511_6317247_5494917_normal.jpg" alt="day_dreamer89" width="48" height="48" /> </a>
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<p class="bio"><a href="http://twitter.com/day_dreamer89">day_dreamer89</a> / day_dreamer89</p>
<p class="meta"><strong>25 followers</strong></p>
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<p class="meta"><strong><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://tackyted.com/storage/LeoGraf.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1270291767610" alt="" /></span></span></strong></p>
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<p class="meta"><strong>Leo's &amp; Lisa's Random Pick for the iPad is .............</strong></p>
<p class="meta"><span id="msgtxt11612533944" class="en msgtxt"><a onclick="pageTracker._setCustomVar(2, 'result_type', 'recent',  3);pageTracker._trackPageview('/exit/to/floydnorman');" href="http://twitter.com/floydnorman">@<strong>floydnorman</strong></a> Congratulations, you just won the ipad from The Tech Guy!</span></p>
<p class="meta"><span id="msgtxt11612514804" class="en msgtxt"><a onclick="pageTracker._setCustomVar(2, 'result_type', 'recent',  3);pageTracker._trackPageview('/exit/to/floydnorman');" href="http://twitter.com/floydnorman">@<strong>floydnorman</strong></a> Congratulations. You just won Leo Laporte's ipad drawing. You're the winner. So, again, congrats</span></p>
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<h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" style="text-align: center;"><span class="UIIntentionalStory_Names"> </span><span class="UIStory_Message">&nbsp;</span>Forget the <span style="font-size: 50%;">(on Sale Today)&nbsp; </span>iPad&nbsp;, I<span class="UIStory_Message">'m getting an </span><span style="font-size: 50%;">(on sale someday)</span><span class="UIStory_Message"> ePad</span></h3>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><span class="status-body"><span class="entry-content">@<a class="username tweet-url" rel="nofollow" href="http://twitter.com/LisaTickledPink">LisaTickledPink</a> congrats your getting a <strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><em><span style="font-size: 120%;">free ipad!</span></em></span></strong></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><span>Friday, March 12, 2010 - 02:00 PM EST</span></p>
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<h4 class="clearfix box_header" style="text-align: center;"><span>3,136,015 People can't be wrong<br /></span></h4>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://tackyted.com/journal/2010/2/7/apples-10-billion-song-countdown.html"><rss:title>Apple's 10 Billion Song Countdown</rss:title><rss:link>http://tackyted.com/journal/2010/2/7/apples-10-billion-song-countdown.html</rss:link><dc:creator>TackyTeddy</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-02-07T13:10:00Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<link type="text/css" href="http://www.rustybrick.com/applecount/apple_count.css" rel="stylesheet" /></p> <div id="rustybrickcounter"><span id="rustybrickcounteruntil">10 Billionth iTunes Song Countdown!</span> <div id="rustybrickcounterholder"><span id="rustybrickcounterdays">00</span> days <span id="rustybrickcounterhours">00</span> hours <br /> <span id="rustybrickcounterminutes">00</span> minutes <span id="rustybrickcounterseconds">00</span> seconds</div> <br /> <br /> <a href="http://www.rustybrick.com" _fcksavedurl="http://www.rustybrick.com" id="rustybrickcounterlink">Powered By RustyBrick.com</a> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://www.rustybrick.com/applecount/apple_count.php"></script>
<p> In the next few days, iTunes will reach 10 billion song downloads. That's ten billion with a b. A one followed by TEN zeroes. That's a song for every person on the planet, plus an extra 3,300,000,000 songs left over. To mark the occasion, iTunes is giving a $10,000 iTunes giftcard to the lucky downloader of the 10 billionth track.</p>
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<p> We have a winner! Apple announced on Thursday that (a 71-year-old retired real estate broker) Louie Sulcer of Woodstock, Ga., clicked the “Buy” button at an opportune time, downloading the 10 billionth song from the company’s iTunes Store since the site went active in April 2003. The fortuitous purchase makes Mr. Sulcer the winner of the iTunes Countdown to 10 Billion Songs, and he’ll receive a $10,000 iTunes gift card.

The song? Johnny Cash’s “Guess Things Happen That Way.” </p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item></rdf:RDF>
